New Home

Mr. Mittens is not dead. It can simply be found at it’s new home: MisterMittens.org. Please bookmark the new site and visit frequently!

Vah-Vinny and the…Right. Sorry.

No huge shock as earlier today, Vinny Testaverde inked a deal with the P-Cats. He had to pass a physical, but given that there are photos of him in a red jersey on the practice field, it would seem his frail little old man bones are in near perfect health.
We wrote earlier that we think [...]

Mittens Are So Damn Hot Right Now

Matt Leinart, fantasy football backup and timeshare quarterback extraordinaire, is donecakes for the rest of the season. Fortunately, the absence of Leinart means that Grandpa Mittens (David Carr is to Kurt Warner what Matt Holliday is to Mark McGwire, if that makes any sense) is taking the Buzzsaw wheel by two gloved hands for the [...]

Who Will be David Carr’s Trent Dilfer?

With Jake Delhomme donecakes for the year, Charlotte.com brings up the 25 pound pink elephant balloon this morning; who are the Panthers going to sign to backup David Carr? (And will that person fall in behind Matt Moore as well? – That’s us asking, not them.)
The list of starting NFL QB’s hurt and ailing is [...]

Merrill Hoge Likes Shaky Limbs

Nothing brings in the late evening like Trey Wingo and Merrill Hoge going on about football with that super-duper exciting NFL Live music in the background. We were kind of just letting it ride along and ignoring it – sometimes we get all deep on the internets and forget stupid people are blaring in the [...]

Time to Leave the Gloves On

The Charlotte Observer has announced today (via Charlotte.com) that Panthers quarterback and chicken and biscuit hawker Jake Delhomme will undergo season ending surgery on his right elbow sometime next week.
What does this mean for Panther fans?
(Well, besides this website actually gaining relevance, that is.) It means that Mr. Mittens, David Carr, is the heir apparent [...]